Service with a Smile

He’s a degenerate and everybody knows it, and yet, his ways are tolerated for the sake of money. Ginna was stuck waiting on him last week, and every time she went over to the table to see if he needed something, he always manages to touch her somewhere on her body and he always “needed” something. He thinks this is a strip club. His tips are double the norm, but who cares. He can shove that 30 percent up his ass. We’ve complained to management over and over, but it’s like this man has some kind of power over them.

Dave: I hear you. I can put in a complaint with the general manager.

Tina: I’m not here to complain. I’m letting you know that all the women server staff are quitting, effective immediately.

Tina walks out the office. Dave follows.

Dave: Tina, wait a minute.

A dozen female employees are standing outside the office with angry faces and arms crossed.

Dave: Please ladies, let’s talk about this.

Tina: Talk then Dave.

Dave: Uh…

Tina: Bye boy.

The women walk out. Dave looks defeated.